Tag: Luke Skywalker

  • EPISODE II — The Moment the Myth Broke: The Last Jedi as Personal Betrayal

    The galaxy didn’t shatter in outrage.
    It cracked in disappointment — a quiet, precise fracture, the kind you only hear if you’ve carried something for a long time.

    I grew up wanting to be cool like Han.
    But I wanted to be like Luke.

    Han was swagger.
    Luke was aspiration.
    Han was the guy you quoted.
    Luke was the man you tried to become.

    Luke was the myth and the moral grammar.
    He was the promise that goodness wasn’t naïve — it was a discipline, a choice you made again and again, even when it hurt.
    He was the axis the story orbited.
    Even in The Force Awakens, the entire narrative moved with one assumption: find Luke, and he’ll make things right.

    And then The Last Jedi arrived.

    People insisted it “challenged the myth.”
    But it didn’t.
    It inverted the myth’s moral grammar.

    The man who threw away his weapon in front of the Emperor —
    the man who believed in the sliver of light inside a monster —
    the man who refused to kill his own father —

    — was suddenly a man who ignited a lightsaber over his sleeping nephew.
    A man who ran from the world because he lost hope.
    A man who abandoned his duty because he believed he had nothing left to give.

    This wasn’t subversion.
    It was contradiction.

    It felt like losing a mentor twice:
    once in the story,
    and once in the soul.

    This was the moment the emotional contract snapped —
    the moment the myth broke.

    Not bent.
    Not challenged.
    Broken.

    Because a myth can survive reinterpretation.
    A myth can survive imperfection.
    A myth can even survive contradiction.

    But it cannot survive the inversion of its own moral grammar.

    And I want to be fair here, because fairness matters.
    The Force Awakens didn’t leave an easy path.
    It set up mysteries without answers, conflicts without foundations,
    and a galaxy that somehow reset to zero without explaining the cost.

    It handed The Last Jedi an impossible task —
    continue the myth while also inventing the scaffolding the first film skipped.

    And then The Last Jedi, in turn, left The Rise of Skywalker
    an even more impossible task:
    rebuild a myth it had just deconstructed,
    restore a character it had already inverted,
    and conclude a trilogy whose emotional grammar no longer matched itself.

    None of these films were working with a full deck.
    Each one inherited fractures from the last.

    But the injury remains.
    The ache remains.
    The sense that something essential — something moral, something mythic — slipped out of alignment.

    I don’t pretend to know the One True Version of the story.
    I only know the moment the myth broke for me,
    and the shape of the absence it left behind.

    This is the heart.
    Everything else in the cycle orbits this injury.

  • EPISODE IV — Lightning McQueen Is a Better Luke Skywalker Than “Jake” Skywalker

    Washed up. Ready to quit. Trains an apprentice who carries his legacy. Finds a new purpose.

    Yes, I’m saying it. Yes, I’m talking about Cars 3. Yes, the movie where the protagonist is a sentient Chevy with performance anxiety.

    I only watched Cars 3 because kids. I am a Star Wars fan… or was, anyway. Bought the art books, LEGO sets, comics, computer games… The universe works in mysterious ways, and is sometimes cruel. Sometimes it’s personal. So:

    Somehow, this movie delivers the ageing‑hero arc that the most famous myth given form in cinema history absolutely fumbled.

    Let’s break this down before Disney sends a fleet of lawyers riding speeder bikes (because FUCK ski speeders).

    Lightning McQueen: The Washed‑Up Legend Who Actually Shows Up

    Lightning starts Cars 3 in full midlife‑crisis mode. He’s getting smoked by a car that looks like a high‑end gaming mouse on wheels. His friends are retiring. His sponsors are eyeing younger models. He’s one bad race away from becoming a cautionary tale on ESPN8: The Ocho.

    And what does he do?

    • He reflects.
    • He trains.
    • He eats humble pie like dessert.
    • He mentors Cruz because he sees her potential, not because the plot needs a checkbox ticked.

    Lightning doesn’t run away to an island. Lightning doesn’t ghost the entire sport. Lightning doesn’t drink neon‑green milk straight from a space cow’s teat.

    Lightning does the work.

    Cruz Ramirez: The Apprentice Who Actually Has an Arc

    Cruz is everything a well‑written next‑gen hero should be (whether she is fully realised or not is beside the point):

    • Underdog
    • Insecure
    • Talented but untested
    • Held back by the world, not elevated by destiny
    • Forced to train, fail, and try again

    Her growth is earned. Her victory is earned. Her legacy is earned.

    She doesn’t get powers because the universe thinks she’s quirky. She gets good because she works.

    Imagine that.

    Strong new heroes aren’t the problem — poorly written arcs are.

    Meanwhile, in a familiar galaxy far, far away…

    Luke Skywalker becomes “Jake” Skywalker the moment he decides the best way to handle trauma is to become a Force‑powered Airbnb host who hates guests.

    He doesn’t mentor Rey. He doesn’t guide Rey. He doesn’t even like Rey.

    Their dynamic is basically:

    • Rey: “Teach me.”
    • Luke: “No.”
    • Rey: “What if I stare at you?”
    • Luke: “Still no.”
    • Movie: “Anyway, she’s a Jedi now.”

    Rey, for her part, is written like the universe’s favourite child:

    • Already powerful
    • Already special
    • Already mythic
    • Already good at everything except waiting her turn

    There’s no lineage. There’s no craft. There’s no emotional baton pass. Just Girl Power™ without the character growth.

    The Torch‑Passing Moment

    Lightning’s handoff to Cruz is clean, earned, and kind of moving. He steps aside because he chooses to — not because the plot shoves him off a cliff.

    Luke’s handoff to Rey is… what, exactly?

    A Force Skype session and a guilt‑trip cameo.

    Lightning becomes a mentor. Luke becomes a hologram.

    Cruz becomes a racer. Rey becomes a symbol.

    One pair feels like a lineage. The other feels like a reboot.

    Lightning completes the Return — and brings the elixir back with him. Luke never does.
    One story believes the hero’s final duty is to teach; the other believes it’s to disappear.

    The Irreverent Thesis, Now Fully Justified

    Cars 3 — the movie about sentient automobiles — delivers a more coherent, emotionally satisfying, mentor’s hero’s journey than the sequel trilogy that inherited the most famous myth given form in cinema history.

    Lightning grows. Cruz grows. The legacy grows.

    “Jake” sulks. Rey ascends. The legacy… what legacy.